You’re Getting Sleepy

Word of the Day: Hypnosis

I don’t know much about hypnosis, except for what I’ve seen of it on TV. And since pretty much every show ever made has at least one episode featuring some kind of hypnosis, I should know a lot.

From what I can gather, all you have to do is swing a simple pocket watch in front of someones face, and they’ll undoubtedly stare at it, even though they should know what you’re trying to do to them. As they watch it go back and forth, all you have to do is tell them, “you’re getting sleepy,” in a gentle voice until they finally fall into a trance-like state. Now, they may seem asleep, but they can still hear every word you say. This is where the fun begins.

Dont let this be you.

Don't let this be you

 

While they’re in a trance, you can give them any suggestion, and they’ll do it. Well, that’s how it works in the shows anyways. So, let’s say you need some laundry done, or need some errands to be ran. Just tell the person that when they snap out of their trance, they’re gonna feel a powerful urge to clean some clothes, or go pick up some groceries or whatever you need done. Then, you snap your finger in front of them, they wake up, and you watch them go to work. But why stop at groceries and laundry? You basically have power over their mind. Why not use this to your advantage? Allow me to give you some suggestions.

Tell them that, whenever they hear the word …

… Florida, they’ll feel they need to buy you an airline ticket to Tallahassee, and then forget all about the next day.

… pizza, they’ll order some pizza for you, and of course pay for it.

… blend, they’ll feel a powerful urge to stick their hand in a blender, and … well that’s only for people you hate.

…  help, they’ll testify for you in court.

… money, they’ll rob a bank, give you some of the goods, and turn themselves in. Again, this is for someone you generally dislike.

As you can see, the possibilities are endless. Hypnotizing someone can be the best thing to ever happen for you. Just remember, if someone starts waving a yo-yo in front of you, just look away. Just look away.

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